In a staggering break-through today Harley-Davidson announced a new fuel source for all future Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
Many of us suspected it would involve some new battery hybrid propulsion system/model, but the secret power source has now been revealed to be none other than coal.
The motor company is so fond of coal and that “shop for BADNESS sake” marketing slogan that they will provide one lump FREE to all of its current owners this year during the holiday season in the hope that existing owners will upgrade to future Harley-Davidson models powered by the miracle substance.
At the very least owners can get together at their next club or rally meeting and combine their lumps of coal from Harley-Davidson to create a large BBQ pit.
One HOG member was so eager to get the lump, they reportedly dropped it, breaking their Harley Coal Lump (or HCL using the Harley-Davidson fondness for acronyms) into 6 smaller lumps and is now going to use them as desk weights.
In the hustle and bustle of the holiday season I wanted to take a moment and say Merry Christmas to all the blog readers. Hopefully you’ll get more than a lump of coal this holiday season and may the New Year bring you many more wind in the face road trips.
Photos courtesy of the web.
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